funny jokes

Hamne socha tha har mod par tumhara saath denge,
Hamne socha tha har mod par tumhara saath denge,
Par kya karein kambakhat sadak hi seedhi nikli.





Khidki khuli,
Zulfe dikhi,
Socha tha husn-e-didar hoga,
Zulfe hati,
Kismat footi,
Wo to nahaya huva sardar tha.






ek din, संता जंगल के रास्‍ते घर जा रहे थ।............................ रास्ते मे उसने साप को लटकते देखा , तो वह सांप से बोला कि......" सिर्फ लटकने से काम नही चलेगा,......ममी को बोलो कॉम्पलान पिलाए।"





Log kahte hain ki pyar itna bhi na karo ki girlfriend sar par sawar ho jaye,
Hum kahte hain ki pyar itna karo ki girlfriend ki friend bhi tumse pat jaye.




Hum unki gali se guzre, wo ek ittafak tha.......
Hum unki gali se guzre, wo ek ittafak tha.......

Khidki se mujh par gira ek phool.......
Aji haan,
Khidki se mujh par gira ek phool.......
GAMLA bhi uske saath tha..........




Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega,
Saat pheron ke saath koi tumse bandh jayega,
Abhi bhi waqt hai kisi se affair kar lo,
Kya pata kal kaun sa model tumhe saunpaa jayega.






Tujhe dekha to noor yaad aa gayi,
Tujhe chaha to anarkali yaad aa gayi,
Tere shauk purey karte karte,
Mmujhe meri naani yaad aa gayi.






Apni shaadi me zayaada deri mat karna,
Dil tumhari saheli par aa jaye to mat kehna,
Main to aashiq hoon khoobsurti ka jaanu,
Agar baarat tumhare pados me aaye to mat kehna.




Doctor to Sardar: Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai.

Sardar : Doctor saheb Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai.


Doctor : Dawai khali thi kya?
Sardar : Nahi doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.



Doctor : Are Paji ji mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya.
Sardar : Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur maine le li thi.



Doctor: Abe, dawai pili thi kya?
Sardar : Oho, nahi doctor saheb, dawai to lal thi.


Doctor : Abe GADHE, Dawai ko piliya tha kya?
Sardar : Nahi Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha.



Doctor( in frustration) : Abe teri to, Dawai ko muh lagakar Pet me dala tha ke nahi?
Sardar : Nahi doctor saheb.


Doctor : Kyon?
Sardar : Kyonki dhakkan band tha.


Doctor : Teri to........., to Khola kyon nahi.
Sardar : Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna.


Doctor : Tera ilaz main nahi kar sakta....!!!
Sardar : Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main thik kaise hounga........







Jisey Dil Diyaa Voh Delhi Chali Gayee,
Jisey Pyaar Kiyaa Voh Italy Chali Gayee,
Dil Ne Kaha Khud Khusi Ker Le Zalim,
Bijli (electricity) Ko Haath Lagaaya To Bijli Chali Gayee.