life ho to asi

shayari 2

Ay Dost Kabhi Ziker-E-Judai Na Karna,
Mere Barose Ko Ruswa Na Karna,
Dil Mai Tere Koi Aur Bas Jaye Tu Bata Dena,
Mere Dil Mai Reh Kar Bewafai Na Karna.







Guzare Hai Ishque Me Aise Mukam Se,
Guzare Hai Ishque Me Aise Mukam Se,
Ki Nafrat Si Ho Gayi Hai Mohabbat Ke Naam Se.






Unki Aankhe Hume Apni Zindagi Lagti Hai
Unki Saanse Hume Apni Bandagi Lagti Hai
Ashiqi Mein Unki Humara Haal Kuch Iss Tarah Hua Hai
Ki Ab Toh Unki Nafrat Bhi Humme Mohabbat Si Lagti Hai






Jiski Yaad Me Sare Jahan Ko Bhul Gaye
Suna Hai Aajkal Vo Humara Naam Tak Bhul Gaye
Kasam Khai Thi Jisne Sath Nibhane Ki Yaaro
Aaj Wo Humari Lash Par Aana Bhul Gaye





Qadam Qadam Par Baharon Ne Sath Chod Diya,
Pada Jab Waqt To Apno Ne Sath Chod Diya.
Qasam Khaii Thi In Sitaron Ne, Sath Dene Ki ,
Subah Hote Hi Sitaron Ne Bhi Sath Chod Diya..






Who aate to hain magar tan se nahi,
who bhethe to hain magar man se nahi,
kaun kehta hai ki who pyaar nahi karte,
karte to hain magar humse nahi.





Teri Dosti ne diya “SAKOON” itna,
Ke tere baad koi “ACHA” na lagey,
Tujhe karni hai “BEWAFAI” to is ada se kar,
Ke tere baad koi “BEWAFA” na lagey.





Todna hota tou rishta hum na banate.........................
Umeed nahi hoti tou hum sapney na
sajaate............
aitbaar kiya humne aapke wafa pe..............................
bharosa na hota tou
dil apke haath mai na thamate !

Love Formula's

Love Formula's
Formula 1
Hamesha Ladki ke aankho se aankhen milakar hi baat kare, isse Ladkiyan impress hoti hai.


Formula 2
Ladkiyon se jab bhi mile ek pyaari si smile jarur kare.



Formula 3
Hamesha unki help ke liye taiyaar rahe.


Formula 4
unka Birth day kabhi naa bhule aur unhe koi Beautiful gift jarur de, yaa ek Rose.


Formula 5
uus par kabhi bhi gussa na kare, Hamesha pyaar se hi pesh aaye.


Formula 6
Ladkiyan Shayari pasand karti hai, isliye aksar unhe unki khubsurti par koi Shayari sunate rahe, aisa karte rahne se wo aapke pyaar me pagal ho jayegi.


Formula 7
unse hamesha achche Dress me hi mile, yaad rakhe aap ko bhi attractive dkhna padega.


Formula 8
agar aap ek hi class me hai to unko Study me yaa Notes banane me Help karte rahe, aisa karne se aap unke aur bhi karib aate jaenge.


Formula 9
Aap jab bhi unse mile unhe Hi yaa Hello yaa Shake hand karna na bhule, isse apna pan badata jaega.


Formula 10
Ladkiyon ko Good personality wale Ladke bahut achche lagte hai, issliye koi achchi si Gym me exercise kar apni Body ko attractive banaye. isse Ladkiyan aapko dekhte hi impress ho jaengi.


Formula 11
Agar aapke pass cell phone hai aur us ladki ke paas bhi ( jise aap patana chahte hai), to aksar usko Funny SMS yaa Love SMS yaa Friendship SMS bhejte rahe. aisa karne se aap unki yaado me bane rahenge.

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Formula 12
Friendship aur Valentines day ko unhe hamesha wish kare aur ek Pyara sa Gift jarur de. aisa karna najdiki badane ke liye bahut jaruri hai.


Formula 13
Ladkiyon se hamesha Romantic mood me hi baat kare, aise baat kare jisse unhe lage ki aap ko unse baat karke bahut hi maza aa raha hai.


Formula 14
Hamesha unko Respect de, isse aap unki nazaron me ek achche Ladke bane rahenge, jo Ladki patane ke liye bahut hi jaruri hai.


Formula 15
Ladkiyon se kabhi mat sharmaiye, Maximum Ladki sharmile Ladko ko pasand nahi karti hai, issliye hamesha frankly unse mile.


Formula 16
Apni Personality perfect rakhne ke liye hamesha chust durust dikhe, na ki sust yaa kaamchor. Ladkiyan furtile Ladko ko hi pasand karti hai.


Formula 17
agar Ladki Filmo ki shaukin hai to usse aksar Film ke hi bare me baate kare, isse wo aapse apni feeling bantkar khush aur impress hongi.


Formula 18
aap apne din ki shuruwat unhe ek mast Good Morning SMS bhejkar karen.


Formula 19
Raat ko sone se pahle ek Pyara sa Good Night SMS bhejkar bhi aap unhe impress kar sakte hai.


Formula 20
Ladkiyon se usi topic par baat-chit karo jis me use baat karne me maza aaye, isse wo aapse bahut samay tak baat kar sakti hai. aur aapki Dosti Pyar me bhi badal sakti hai.


Formula 21
Ladkiyon ke samne hamesha apna Cina taan kar chale, aisa karne se Mardangi jhalkti hai aur Ladkiyan Mardon ko hi pasand karti hai.


Formula 22
Ladkiyan darpok ladko ko pasand nahi karti hai issliye aap darna chhod de aar Ladkiyon se ek nidar ki tarah react kare.


Formula 23
agar Ladki aapse kuch mange to use jarur pura karne ki koshish kare, isse Ladkiyan aapse itni impress hongi jiski aap imagine bhi nahi kar sakte.


Formula 24
Unke Birth day par sabse pehle aap wish kare, isse wo aapko kabhi nahi bhul payengi.


Formula 25
Hamesha unse kisi na kisi bahane milte rahe, isse aap unki nazaron aur yaado me aksar bane rahenge.


Formula 26
unhe Dinner ya Lunch ke liye offer kare, ager wo agree ho jaye to unke pasand ke hotel me unke pasand ki dish order kare. wo turant aap par fida ho jayegi.


Formula 27
Ladkiyon se pehle Dosti karo baad me unse apne Dil ki baat kahna, Pyar ke mamle me patience se kaam le.


Formula 28
jab wo aap se baat kare to unki baato ko unki aankon me aankhen dalkar dhyanpurvak sune.


Formula 29
Agar Ladki aapki neighbor ho to roz subah unko dekhte hi Good Morning jarur kahe.


Formula 30
Agar Ladki aapki Class met ho to unse shake hand jarur kare.


Formula 31
Agar aap unke sath antakhari khele to unko target karke Loveable song jarur gaye.


Formula 32
Agar wo aapse raste par Lift mange to aap use jarur de, aur aise react kare jaise aap bahut jaruri kaam se ja rahe the Lekin unke liye aapne jaruri kaam chhod kar unhe Lift di, isse wo aap se Impress hue bina nahi rah sakegi aur aap use aasani se pata lenge.


Formula 33
agar wo koi problem me ho to sabse pehle unki help ke liye aap pahuche, ye Ladki patane ke liye jaruri sabak hai.


Formula 34
Ladkiyan bahut emotional hoti hai isliye unki emotion ki hamesha sammaan kare.


Formula 35
agar Ladki koi bhari kaam kar rahi hai to aap unki madad jarur kare. kaam me hath batane se Pyar badata hai.


Formula 36
agar School/College me unki Gaadi ka Petrol khatam ho gaya ho to aap apni Gaadi ka Petrol nikalkar jarur de.


Formula 37
unse hamesha hansi mazak karte rahe, Lekin ek limit me hi.


Formula 38
agar Ladki kahi paidal ja rahi ho to aap unhe apni Bike me Pahucha dene ka offer jarur kare, aisa impression jamane ke liye badiya mauka hai.


Formula 39
aap kisi Ladki ko bahut pyar karte hai to apni feeling ko Pink color ke paper par likhkar unhe jarur de, yaani unhe Love Letter likhe.


Formula 40
Maximum Ladkiyan Funny Ladke pasand karti hai, isliye aapko bhi Funny banana padega.


Formula 41
Jab bhi aap Ladkiyon se mile to unhe ek Mazedar Jokes jarur sunaye, yaa kuch Funny Shayari hi. (click here for Funny SMS & Funny Shayari Collection)


Formula 42
agar wo Morning walk karne jati hai to aap bhi uske sath sath walk karne jaye, subah ke mast mahaul me aap unse Mazedar baate kar unhe impress kar sakte hai.


Formula 43
agar unke paas cell phone hai to kisi bhi bahane unse Contact karte rahiye, aur SMS bhi bhejte rahiye. (click here for World's largest collection of SMS)


Formula 44
agar unka tabiyat thik naa ho to unse milne jarur jaye, aur unka haal chaal jarur puche.


Formula 45
apne Birth Day me unhe invite karna na bhule, aur aaye to ye kahna "aap hi ka intzar kar raha tha, ab aap aa gai ho ab mai Cake katunga.


Formula 46
unke diye hue Gift ki tarif jarur kare, tarif karna Deep me Ghee dalne ke saman hai.


Formula 47
agar unka Mail ID aap jante ho to unko Mail karte rahe aur ye ehsas dilaye ki aap dinbhar unki hi khayalo me khoye rahte hai.


Formula 48
agar aap ko apne Padosan ko patana ho to unke ghar aate jate rahe aur jarurat padne par unki madad karte rahe.


Formula 49
agar Padosan ka bhai bhi hai to, Pehle uske bhai se Dosti karo, uske bhai ki nazaro me aap ek samajhdar Ladke ki tarah raho, isse aapka unke ghar aana jana laga rahega.


Formula 50
Har insan apni tarif sunana chahta hai, isliye aap Ladki ke har Chijo ki tarif karte rahe.


Formula 51
Ladkiyon se hamesha Confidence ke sath hi baat kare.


Formula 52
agar aap kisi Ladki ko Patana chahte hai to usse baat karne ki koshish kare. aur apni feeling ko kisi din Letter me likhkar unhe de do. isse Ladki aapke Himmat ki Kayal ho jayegi.


Formula 53
agar unka koi Nick name ho to aap unko Nick name se hi pukare. isse aap unko apne se lagenge.


Formula 54
Jab bhi aap unse mile to unko uske pasand ki Chocolate jarur de. Ladkiyon ke shauk pure karne se unko Patane me aasani hoti hai.


Formula 55
agar Ladki ice-cream khane ki shaukin ho to unko jarur isske liye offer karte rahe..


Formula 56
Ladkiyan agar group me ho to aap unhe (Jinhe Patana hai) hi dekhte rahe, aisa karne se wo bhi aap ke taraf attract ho jaegi.


Formula 57
agar aap kisi Ladki ko Propose karna chahte ho to, aap unka ek hath pakadkar unhe Red Rose dekar Propose kare. wo aap ka Proposal jarur accept kar legi.


Formula 58
unki har ada ki tarif jarur kare, wo jarur khush hongi.


Formula 59
Propose karna Mard ka kaam hai iss liye aap ye mat soche ki Ladki aakar aapko Propse karengi, Pahle aapko hi Propose karna hoga.


Formula 60
agar wo kabhi aapke ghar ke samne se gujre to use apne ghar jarur bulayen, aur Chaay ya Coffee jarur pilaye. isse wo aapke mehman navaji ki kayal ho jayegi.


Formula 61
agar aap unka ghar jante hai to Holi ke din uske ghar unke sath Holi khelne jana na bhule aur unke sath khub hansi mazak kare.


Formula 62
agar aap Party me kisi Ladki ko Patana chahte ho to, aap sabse pehle unse jakar mile aur apna Introduction de, isse dhire-dhire baat chit ka silsila shuru hoga aur aap use Pata lenge.


Formula 63
aap ki Padosan agar School/College jane ke liye nikal rahi ho to aap unke sang hole aur unse baat karte hue aap bhi jaye. aisa Continue 3 Dino tak kare aur 4th Din mat jana, wo 5th Din aapse jarur puchegi kal kyu nahi aaye. aur iss tarah mulakat se aap use Pata hi lenge.


Formula 64
Ladki Patane ke liye Confidence bahur hi jaruri hai isliye aap Pahle apne aap pe bharosa rakhiye ki aap use Pata kar hi Dumm lenge, aur aap apne Confidence ke bal par hi use Pata lenge.


Formula 65
Ladkiyan Patane ke liye apne aap me kuch quality paida kare, jaise Singing, Dancing, Body Building, Acting. quality hone se Ladki Patana bahut asan ho jata hai.


Formula 66
agar aap me koi buri aadat ho to use chhod de, bure Ladke pasand nahi kiye jate hai, isliye apni buri aadato ko chod de.


Formula 67
Ladkiyon ke samne kabhi bhi Smoking na kare aur na hi Drinking. ye baat hamesha yaad rakhe Ladkiyan Good Manners wale Ladko ko hi Pasand karti hai.


Formula 68
Ladkiyon ke samne kabhi bhi Gandi baate naa kare isse aapka unke samne ek bad boy ki image ban jaygi. aap unke samne Talented person ki tarah hi Behavior kare.


Formula 69
agar aap jante hai ki wo kis Film Hero ki Fane hai to aap usi Hero ke jaisi Hare Style rakhe aur usi ki tarah dikhne ki khoshish kare. Ladki aapse impress hogi hi.


Formula 70
aap hamesha unse sach bolne ki koshish kare, isse aap unhe sachche Ladke lagenge. jo ki impress karne ke liye jaruri hai.


Formula 71
aap unke prati hamesha vafadar rahe, har Ladkiyan ek vafadar sathi ki talash me rehti hai.


Formula 72
agar aapke makaan ke kiraye daar ko Patana ho to uske kuch mahine ka Kiraya maaf karde. isse aapki unse najdikiyan badengi. aur wo aapka ehsan mand ho jaengi


Formula 73
Ladkiyan hazirjawab Ladkon ko Pasand karti hai issliye aap hazirjawab dene wale person baniye.



Formula 74

Kai Ladkiyan filmo ki baate karna bahut pasand karti hai, aise Ladkiyon se aap unke pasand ki filmo ke baare me baate karke unhe impress kar sakte hai.



Formula 75
intelligent Ladko se Ladkiyan impress hoti hai issliye aap apni Study improve karke Ladkiyon ko impress kar sakte hai.



Formula 76
Ladkiyan Patane ke liye aapka General Knowledge Strong hona chahiye, GK Ladkiyon ko Patane me bahut hi Helpful hota hai.


Formula 77
Ladkiyan saaf suthri image wale Ladko ko Like karti hai issliye aap jhagde-jhanjhaton se dur hi rahe.


Formula 78
aap jis Ladki ko Patana chahte hai use agar koi pareshaan kar raha ho to aap us Ladki ki madad kare, isse wo Ladki aapse turant Pat jayegi.


Formula 79
agar wo koi khaas type ke Book read karne ki shaukin ho to aap use wo Book Gift kare (for exa. Comics, Film Magazines etc.). wo aapse jarur impress hongi aur aap unhe easily Pata lenge.


Formula 80
hamesha koi badiya Body Spray (Perfume) lagaya kare. aapke Body ki khushbu Ladkiyon ko aapki aur attract karegi


Formula 81
agar wo aapki kuch help kare to usse thanks jarur kahe. impression jamane ke liye ye chhoti-chhoti formalities bahut kaam aati hai.


Formula 82
agar aapke paas Bike ho to use hamesha saaf suthri rakhe, Ladkiyan Saaf suthri Bike me hi ghumna Pasand karti hai. issliye apne Bike ko attractive banaaye.


Formula 83
Aap Mobile set aisa rakhe jo aapki Personality ko suet kare. achhe Mobile set rakh kar Ladkiyon ko apni taraf attract kiya ja sakta hai.


Formula 84
apne cell phone ke wallpaper me unka Photo set kar ke rakhe, aur use dikhaye wo aapse jarur impress hongi.


Formula 85
aap kisi din unse ye kah kar ki "aap mujhe aapna autograph denge to ye meri khushnasibi hogi". aap unka autograph mangkar unko impress kar sakte hai.


Formula 86
apne cell phone me koi Romantic Ring tone hi rakhe, Romantic Ring tone sunkar Ladkiyan jarur impress hoti hai. Ladkiyon ko Patane ke liye unhe impress karna bahut hi jaruri hai.


Formula 87
unke ghar ke paas se jab bhi gujre unhe dekhne ki koshish jarur kare. unhe ye ehsas dilana jaruri hai ki aap unme interest rakhte hai.


Formula 88
agar aap unse kahi mile aur unke sath me unke Parents ho to unke Paanv (charan) chhue. Ladki turant aapse impress hogi (agar Ladki JaanPehchan wali ho ussi condition me hi).


Formula 89
agar wo age me aapse chhoti ho phir bhi aap unse "AAP" kahkar hi baat kare. unhe lagna chahiye ki aap unka bahut respect karte hai.


Formula 90
unke sath kabhi bhi bahas nahi kare hamesha unki baat ka sath de. tabhi unko Pata sakte hai.


Formula 91
har Ladki apne Khubsurti ki tarif sunana chahti hai issliye aap unki khubsurti ka hamesha tarif karte rahe. ye Ladki Patane ka Super hit Formula hai.


Formula 92
aap unhe hamesha ye kahe ki wo Duniya ki sabse Beautiful Ladki hai. wo aap se hamesha khush rahegi aur easily set ho jayegi.


Formula 93
mere ek Dost ki 56 Girl Friend hai. usne un sabhi ko Patane ke liye jo Formula use kiya hai wo hai- "Ladkiyon se hamesha unke baare me hi baate karo". wo hamesha Ladkiyon se unke hi baare me baate karte rahta tha aur Ladkiyan Pat gai.



Formula 94
unse kabhi bhi gandi baate na kare unse achhi baate hi kare, tabhi kamyabi milegi.



Formula 95
aap unse ye kahe ki aap unke liye kuch bhi kar sakte hai, wo aap se impress hogi hi.



Formula 96
Maximum Ladkiyan Clean shave kiye hue Ladko ko Like karti hai issliye sexy dikhne ke liye shave karte rahe.



Formula 97
Ladkiyon ko kabhi bhi ghur kar naa dekhe balki unhe hamesha Pyaar bhari nazaron se hi dekhe, Ladki aapki Diwani ho jayegi.


Formula 98
agar kabhi unke sath Film jane ka mauka mile to koi Romantic Film hi dekhne jaye, unke sath Romantic Film dekhi matlab Ladki Patti.


Formula 99
Ladkiyan apne Julfon (hair) ki tarif sunana Pasand karti hai, issliye unhe Patane ke liye unke Julfon par Shayari sunaye yaa tarif kare. (click here for Tarif Shayari)



Formula 100

aap unki sabhi baaton par agree kare unke kisi bhi baaton ko naa kaate, aap dono ke think milne ka ehsas dilakar bhi aap unhe aasani se Pata sakte hai.



Formula 101
aap unke sath hamesha unke baare me hi baate kare, aur unko special hone ka ehsas jarur dilaye, isse wo aapki Diwani ho jayegi...!!!

LOVE STORY

एक लड़का और एक लड़की एक दूसरे से बहुत प्यार करते थे.
दुर्भाग्य से लड़का मर गया .......
मरने के बाद उसने लड़की से कहा .....

"एक वादा था तेरा हर वादे के पीछे,
तू मिलेगी मुझे हर दरवाज़े के पीछे,
पर तू मुझे रुसवा कर गयी
एक तू ही ना थी मेरे जनाज़े के पीछे".

लकड़ी की आवाज़ आई,
उसने कहा . . . . .

एक वादा था मेरे हर वादे के पीछे,
मैं मिलूँगी तुझे हर दरवाज़े के पीछे,
पर तूने ही मूड के ना देखा,
एक और जनाज़ा था तेरे जनाज़े के पीछे.. .












EK LADKI NE GOD SE PUCHA,

WHAT IS LOVE? GOD NE KAHA ,

JAO BAAG MAI SE EK PHOOL LE KAR AAYO.

WO LADKI PHOOL LENE GAYEE, USE EK PHOOL PASAND AAYA,PAR WO JYADA SUNDER PHOOL CHAHTI THI, WO AAGE CHALI GAYE,PAR
USE KOI BHI PHOOL NAHI MILA.

WO LADKI BAPIS AAYE,PEHLE WALA PHOOL LENE K LIYE..PAR USE PEHLE WALA PHOLL BHI NAHI MILA,TAB WO BAHUT PACHTAEE.,WO
GOD KE PAAS DUBARA GAYEE.OR GOD SE PUCHNE LAGI.

TAB
GOD NE BOLA, THIS IS LOVE. JAB PYAR HAMARE PAAS HOTA HAI,TO HUM USKI
KADAR NAHI KARTE,OR JAB WO HAMSE DOOR HO JATA HAI,TO USKI KAMI KA
EHSAAS HOTA HAI.
......................................THIS IS LOVE .....










एक लड़की रोजाना बुर्के में कॉलेज जाती thi....
एक लड़का उस लड़की को बेहद प्यार करता tha..
लड़का रोजाना उस लड़की को रस्ते में जाते हवे छेडा करता tha....
लड़का लड़की से कहता ......एक पर्दा नाशी ...पर्दा हटा और अपने हुस्न का जलवा
दिखा ..
लड़की उसकी बात को सुनती और चुपचाप चली जाती ...
एक दिन लड़के ने रस्ते में लड़की का हाथ पकड़कर कहा ...
जान ,जानेमान , जानेजिगर , जाने तमन्ना ..
अगर तुमने कल मेरी मोहब्बत को काबुल नहीं किया तो मैं अपनी जान दे दूंगा .
लड़की मुस्कुराकर चली गयी ..
लड़की 3 - 4 दिन तक कोल्लेज नहीं गयी
बाद में लड़की को पता चला की लड़के ने सच में खुदखुशी कर ली है ..
लड़की रोटी हुयी लड़के की कब्र पर गयी और अपना नकाब खोल कर बोली ..
अ मेरे गुमनाम आशिक देख तेरी महबूबा आई ह











ek parindah safeed phool se piyar kar betha
kafi din bad parende ne phool ko prpose kia
phool ne kaha , ,,,,,,,,,,
jab me safeed se laal ban jaon ga ,, tab tum se piyar karon ga
parende ne apni chonch se ,, apna pait kaat dia
OR
or sara khun phool k uper gir gaya
phool safeed se laal hogaya
OR
phool ko parende se piyar hogaya
par afsoos
us waqt tak
parendah zindah nahi raha
ye hai sucha piyar.....






Ek sweet story-
ek boy marne wala tha aur 3 minit pahle 2 msg send kiye,
1 apni g.f ko,2 apne dost ko.
"Me jaa raha hu, Reply me fast"
And 1st msg come his g.f,
Tum kaha jaa rahe ho?but now i'm busy! baad me milenge. us boy ko msg dekhkar dil me tez dard hua.
2nd msg come his friend
"Abe kamine akele kaha jaa raha he Ruk me aata hu." aur ye msg dekh kar wo muskuraya aur humesa ke liye apni aankhe band karli.

or 1 bar fir pyar dosti se haar gaya.. writer arman the angel of love ( jishan )

funny jokes

Hamne socha tha har mod par tumhara saath denge,
Hamne socha tha har mod par tumhara saath denge,
Par kya karein kambakhat sadak hi seedhi nikli.





Khidki khuli,
Zulfe dikhi,
Socha tha husn-e-didar hoga,
Zulfe hati,
Kismat footi,
Wo to nahaya huva sardar tha.






ek din, संता जंगल के रास्‍ते घर जा रहे थ।............................ रास्ते मे उसने साप को लटकते देखा , तो वह सांप से बोला कि......" सिर्फ लटकने से काम नही चलेगा,......ममी को बोलो कॉम्पलान पिलाए।"





Log kahte hain ki pyar itna bhi na karo ki girlfriend sar par sawar ho jaye,
Hum kahte hain ki pyar itna karo ki girlfriend ki friend bhi tumse pat jaye.




Hum unki gali se guzre, wo ek ittafak tha.......
Hum unki gali se guzre, wo ek ittafak tha.......

Khidki se mujh par gira ek phool.......
Aji haan,
Khidki se mujh par gira ek phool.......
GAMLA bhi uske saath tha..........




Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega,
Saat pheron ke saath koi tumse bandh jayega,
Abhi bhi waqt hai kisi se affair kar lo,
Kya pata kal kaun sa model tumhe saunpaa jayega.






Tujhe dekha to noor yaad aa gayi,
Tujhe chaha to anarkali yaad aa gayi,
Tere shauk purey karte karte,
Mmujhe meri naani yaad aa gayi.






Apni shaadi me zayaada deri mat karna,
Dil tumhari saheli par aa jaye to mat kehna,
Main to aashiq hoon khoobsurti ka jaanu,
Agar baarat tumhare pados me aaye to mat kehna.




Doctor to Sardar: Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai.

Sardar : Doctor saheb Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai.


Doctor : Dawai khali thi kya?
Sardar : Nahi doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.



Doctor : Are Paji ji mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya.
Sardar : Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur maine le li thi.



Doctor: Abe, dawai pili thi kya?
Sardar : Oho, nahi doctor saheb, dawai to lal thi.


Doctor : Abe GADHE, Dawai ko piliya tha kya?
Sardar : Nahi Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha.



Doctor( in frustration) : Abe teri to, Dawai ko muh lagakar Pet me dala tha ke nahi?
Sardar : Nahi doctor saheb.


Doctor : Kyon?
Sardar : Kyonki dhakkan band tha.


Doctor : Teri to........., to Khola kyon nahi.
Sardar : Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna.


Doctor : Tera ilaz main nahi kar sakta....!!!
Sardar : Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main thik kaise hounga........







Jisey Dil Diyaa Voh Delhi Chali Gayee,
Jisey Pyaar Kiyaa Voh Italy Chali Gayee,
Dil Ne Kaha Khud Khusi Ker Le Zalim,
Bijli (electricity) Ko Haath Lagaaya To Bijli Chali Gayee.

SHAYARI

~*~Kaash Dil ki aawaz mein aisa asar ho jaaye
Jise Hum Yaad karte hai use Khabar ho jaaye ~*~





Har dil ka ek raaz hota hai, Har baat ka ek andaz hota hai , Jab tak na lage bewafai ki thokar, Har kisi ko apni pasand par naaz hota hai






Ek pyari si surat,
Ek masum sa chehra,
2 jheel si ankhen,
Kuchh mithi mithi baaten,
Ek nazuk ada,
Kuchh masti kuchh mazza,
Thodi si shararat,
Bahut sari mohabbat,
Ek bholi si muskan,
Ooncha udne ka armaan,
Sabse alag sabse juda,
Jiski hai pyari har ek ada.......
wo Sweet Girl Ho "TUM"







Kash humari bi parwah kisi ne ki hoti.
to ye dunia humse khafa na hoti.,
Aata hume bi aapki tarah muskarana,
to humse bhi muhabbat kisi ne ki hoti....!!













Wada hai aapki dosti khas rahegi,
Yadoo ki jhalak dil k paas rahegi,
Nhi bhulaenge aapko or aapki dosti ko,
Jab tak is jism me aakhri saans rahegi....










HUM AAP KO KABHI KHONEY NAHIN DENGE
JUDA HONA CHAHA TO BHI HONE NAHIN DENGE
CHANDNI RATON MEIN AYE GI MERI YAAD
MERI YAAD KE WOH PAL AAP KO SONE NAHIN DENGE









dil todna hamari adat nahi
dil hum kisika dukhate nahi
bharosa rakhna hamari dosti pe
dost bankar hum kisiko bhulate nahi











मत इंतज़ार कराओ हमे इतना
कि वक़्त के फैसले पर अफ़सोस हो जाये
क्या पता कल तुम लौटकर आओ
और हम खामोश हो जाएँ












दूरियों से फर्क पड़ता नहीं
बात तो दिलों कि नज़दीकियों से होती है
दोस्ती तो कुछ आप जैसो से है
वरना मुलाकात तो जाने कितनों से होती है














दिल से खेलना हमे आता नहीं
इसलिये इश्क की बाजी हम हार गए
शायद मेरी जिन्दगी से बहुत प्यार था उन्हें
इसलिये मुझे जिंदा ही मार गए











मना लूँगा आपको रुठकर तो देखो,
जोड़ लूँगा आपको टूटकर तो देखो।
नादाँ हूँ पर इतना भी नहीं ,
थाम लूँगा आपको छूट कर तो देखो।









लोग मोहब्बत को खुदा का नाम देते है,
कोई करता है तो इल्जाम देते है।
कहते है पत्थर दिल रोया नही करते,
और पत्थर के रोने को झरने का नाम देते है।








भीगी आँखों से मुस्कराने में मज़ा और है,
हसते हँसते पलके भीगने में मज़ा और है,
बात कहके तो कोई भी समझलेता है,
पर खामोशी कोई समझे तो मज़ा और है...!







मुस्कराना ही ख़ुशी नहीं होती,
उम्र बिताना ही ज़िन्दगी नहीं होती,
दोस्त को रोज याद करना पड़ता है,
दोस्ती कर लेनी हीं दोस्ती नहीं होती







Kafi hain sapne dil ko behlane ke liye,
Mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye,
Chahe bhale pade gham se vasta,
Ek hamare jaisa dost rakhna sub gamon ko bhulane ke liye.






Apni dosti phoolon ki tarah na ho,
Ek baar khile aur murjha jaye!
Dosti ho to kanto ki tarah ho!
Jo ek bar chube to baar-baar yaad aaye!






Chand adhoora hai sitaron ke bina.
Gulshan adhoora hai baharon ke bina.
Samundar adhoora hai kinaron ke bina.
Au jeevan adhoora hai yaron ke bina.











Raat k andheray main sara jahan sota hai,
Lekin kisi ki yaad main ye dil rota hai,
Khuda kary k kisi pe koi fida na ho,
Agar ho to maut se pehle kabhi juda na ho.....



















Aye "Khuda "Aaj "Yeh "Fesla "Karde,!

"Use "Mera "Ya "Mujhe "Uska "Karde,!

"Buhat "Dukh "Saha "He "Main "Ne,!

"Koi "Khushi "Ab "To "Mera "Muqadar "Karde,!

"Buhat "Mushkil "Lagta "Hai "Us "Se "Door "Rehna,!

"Is "Judaai "Ke "Safar "Ko "Kam "Karde,!

"Door "Jitna "Bhi "Chale "Jaye "Woh "Mujhse,!

"Use "Mere "Or "Kareeb "Karde,!

"Nahi "Likha "Agar "Naseeb "Main "Uska "Naam,!

"To,!

"to Khatam "Kar de "Yeh "Zindagi "Or "Mujhe,!

"FANNA











लोग कहते हैं ज़मीं पर किसी को खुदा नहीं मीलता
शायद उन लोगों को दोस्त कोई तुम-सा नहीं मिलता

किस्मतवालों को ही milti है पनाह कीसी के dil में
यूं हर शख़्स को तो जन्नत का पता नहीं milta

अपने सायें से भी ज़यादा यकीं है मुझे तुम पर
अंधेरों में तुम तो mil जाते हो, साया नहीं milta

इस बेवफ़ा zindagi से शायद मुझे इतनी मोहब्बत ना होती
अगर इस ज़िंदगी में दोस्त कोई तुम जैसा नहीं milta